Posted from '2:44pm bells' onwards, Friday 26th August 2022
The Geordie Times iz very 😊 happy to annoonce that forward Alexander Isak haz signed for NUFC for a reported club record £63 million from Real Sociadad! ⬅️(Hope av spelt that reet!)
He iz a 22 year old Swedish International and iz 6 foot 4ins taall! He will wear the number 14 shirt!
He haz 9 International goals in 37 appearances for Sweden and haz scored 44 times in 132 appearances for Sociadad! (That's an average of 1 goal in 3 games exactleeee!)
Hopefully he haz signed in time to play at Wolves on Sunday?
HAPPY DAYS! 😊