Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 10th September 2021
A THOOSAND REASONS NOT TO GAN!
NUFC will play wor 1,000th Premyaa Leegue game at 'The Theatre of Muppets' tomorrow and aa couldn't 'fink' of worse game for that milestone!
If ever there woz a game NOT to look forward to in the 1,000, then surely this iz it! (But we WILL be there in numbers, coz we cannit stop worsels from gannin!)
We cannit see anything else than 11 men behind the baall to try and stop 'yee naa who' and hiz fellow team mates runnin up a cricket 🏏score against us!
Ironically, Ingerland play India at Old Trafford cricket groond tomorrow in the fifth test--just alang the road from the futbaall groond!
Callum Wilson iz crocked (again!), but it surely wouldn't have made any difference to the predicted score line! (A very sad state of affairs!)
We divvint naa ANY Toon fans who give us a chance of gettin even a draw, so a norvis and torturous 90 minutes lies in wait!
A Geordie Times match and boozer report will appear here sometime on Sunday! (Hopefully aa can get completely comatosed before the '3:00 bells' kick off! 🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺🍺!)
Az per usual watch this space in trepidation!🏏
AND FROM TWITTER!
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