Posted '2:40pm bells' Thorsday 12th August 2021
*News that 21 year old Joe Willock iz heedin North after agreeing porsonal torms, haz reached The Geordie Times!
A £20 million plus deal haz been annoonced and we fink that he iz a great acquisition to the squad and vital in avoidin the lower reaches of the Premyaa Leegue table!
Joe will be the 2nd highest fee we have paid in wor history, behind the £40 million we paid for Joelinton!
Welcome to Tyneside Joe!-- yoo will be a hero to the fans!