Posted '2:01pm bells' Sunday 8th August 2021
NUFC FANS REALITY CHECK!
Sensational news reaches us that NUFC have finally made a breakthrough in the transfer market!
Steve Bruce thought we were signin' Messi from Barcelona, but got crossed wires and signed the above 'Messy' instead from the kids TV channel on the BBC!
Brucey: "It's very exciting news!--- I am sure he will be a great acquisition to the squad and we can't wait for the forst Premyaa Leegue game against West Ham a week on Sunday! To get someone of Messy's calibre to sign for us, will give us more options up front---it really IZ great news for wor gullible--er!--- sorry!" loyal fans!"
NUFC FANS FANTASY CHECK! "NO!---NOT THAT MESSI!"
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