'The Back Page' shop in St. Andrews Street near to SJP iz refusin' to sell 'Midget Owen's new book, which slags off the Toon, Shearer, the late Freddie Shepherd (who can't defend himself!) and wor loyal fans!
This book shop haz a huge range of sports books and will sell any book, even those aboot sund'lind SMBs!
This iz the forst time that they have ever refused to sell a sports book from their shop!
"Well done 'Mad Mick'!" (The Back Page owner)
"And here's hopin' that 'The Poisoned Dwarf's book iz a massive flop!"
Well done back page. Hopefully the little fella will have few more books to use as steps so he can get on one of his horses
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