|46 PAGES OF 'INACCCURATE' 'DROSS'! 😴|
News that yet anothaa NUFC takeower iz deein the roonds haz reached The Geordie Times HQ!
Peter Kenyon's name haz been bandied aboot (again!) az he iz said to be frontin' an American consortium aboot buyin NUFC from 'The Fat Controller'!
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An inaccurate glossy brochure haz been produced, claimin' that NUFC have won major honours this century (The Inter Toto Cup!) and have been in the top flight of English futbaall 87 oot of the last 89 years? (22 years have actually been spent ootside the top flight in that time!)
It aalso 'boasts' that we won The Charity Shield 110 years ago! ("WOW!")
Amazingly it aalso it says that 'Broken Nose Bruce' will be retained az heed coach, due to hiz unparalled success in Europe? (He haz just once qualified for Europe az a manager/heed coach, when Hull appeared in The Europa Leegue after finishin' runners up in the FA Cup in 2014 (They lost to Belgian club Lokeren in a play off roond!) (Iz this wot yoo caall 'unparalled European success'???)
'We', the fed up fans, will be last to know of any takeower, of course---and like it said in the 'brochure', we take it aall with 'a cynical pinch of salt'!---just like BREXIT!---"ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz!!!!!!!"😴