Saturday, 21 September 2019

THE TOON V NEE WHERE NEAR BRIGHTIN *** TEATIME KICK OFF

Posted 'high noon bells' Saturday 21st September 2019
VIEW OF ST. JAMES' PARK,  THE CHINGKEEZ ARCH (right)
AND THE CITY WALLS (left)
FROM THE NEW BEER GARDEN AT 'ROSIE'S BAR'!

*WE face a six pointer (wot!---aall ready?) when we play Brightin this evenin' in anothaa live telly game at '5:30 bells'!
NUFC are in the bottom 3 az we speak, while wor visitors sit just one place and one point above us!
In the 4 Premyaa Leegue games that we have played against them, we have failed to win any!

Wor lowest Premyaa Leegue home crowd for 9 years iz predicted (41,053 v Bleakburn Rovers in 2010) az the boycott carries on against wor beloved? owner 'The Fat Controller'!
'The Nee Where Near Brightin Brigade' (coz their groond iz 'nee where near Brightin') have sold 1,500 tickets, while home sales are 10,000 doon because of the boycott! ( 'The Fat Controller' iz aalso predicted to boycott the game az well!---self inflicted wounds, perhaps?)

Andy Crockodile Carroll (remember him?) iz said to make hiz comeback, provided that he doesn't pick up anothaa injury in the pre match handshakes!

We reeely must win this or else we are in for a very hard winter again, with games against 'The Basil Brush Brigade 'of Lestaa, Moan Utd and Chelski on the horizon!

A full 'Geordie Times' match report will appear here az usual sometime on Sunday!

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