GEORDIE TIMES EXCLUUUSIVE!
WE CAUGHT THE MOMENT THAT THE WHITE CARAVETTE
DEPARTED FROM THE CAR PARK
AT PRECISELY '4:46 BELLS! (TOP RIGHT OF PICTURE!)
"THE TALE OF THE CARAVETTE AND ONE TO FORGET!"
With the International break we had a free weekend and heeded for Federation Park to watch the Tyne/wear derby cup tie between 'The Bad Blue Boys of Dunston' and sund'lind 'RCA SMB's.
|THE BIG KICK OFF!|
Normally these games are entertainin', but this one certainly wasn't and petered oot into a very borin' goalless draw. "ZZZZzzzz!!!!"😴
Both sides missed one easy chance each and the 'highlight' of the game wasn't on the pitch, but in the car park behind the left hand goal from us!
One Dunston fan aalways brings hiz caravette to the games and parks it near the back of the car park!
He aalways leaves aboot 10 mins before the end to beat the traffic from the near by Metro shoppin' centre!
|DUNSTON FREE KICK AT 'THE TEA HUT END'!|
'Davy the Silver Fox' said '4:37 bells'---'Grumpy Stumpy' said '4:39 bells' and I said 4:40 bells'
We were aall on tenderhooks as each predicted time passed and he eventually left at precisely '4:46 bells'!
However! there woz a lot of injury time and the ref finally blew hiz full time whistle at 4:55 bells', so he actually drove off some 9 minutes before the game ended! (So My prediction that he would leave 10 mins before time woz anly a minute oot!)
Wor big mistake woz that we made wor predictions at the start of the 2nd half and didn't take into account any extra time added for injuries!
Oh! the joys of futbaall, 0-0 draws and caravettes!!!
"THE PROOF THAT WE WOZ THERE!"
MEE MATCH TICKET!
(THE ATTENDANCE WOZ 392)