|WE MIGHT BE SEEIN' SOME OF THESE NEXT MONTH!|
(OR NOT!---AZ THE CASE MAY BE!?)
Ubeleeevibleee!---wor proposed tournament in Cape Toon, Sooth Africa next month iz in doubt for the 2nd year in a row, az one of the teams due to take part, namely, 'The Toffee Noses' of Everton have pulled the plug and are gannin' on a tour of the USA instead!
The Wacko Jacko Jivers' of Fulham who were aalso due to play in a seperate tournament in Bloefontein<(hope av spelt that reet?), have pulled oot because of the state of the pitches and trainin' facilities!
The anly othaa English club who will definateleee be playin' there are 'The Blue Moonies' of Manchester, but their opponents are both Sooth African sides!
'The Geordie Times' will (of course!) bring yoo any news az soon az we find oot and yoo will get the latest 'info', 'forst hand, second', or 'second hand forst'!<(if yi see warra meeen?)