|"WE'RE SO! SAD, WE SAVE ANYTHING!"|
"THE WALLY WITH THE BROLLY!"
The trainin’ ground even had a mobile food van--- and so!---(az yi de!) a bacon sarnie nosebag waz scoffed by aall!
|"THE MILLENIUM DOME END!"|
(UNDER 18s GAME)
|"THE FOUR (SMOKE-FREE) CHIMNEYS END!"|
(UNDER 16s GAME)
'Alex of St George' waz anotha member of 'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers club' to torn up and he went in search of some team sheets, but came back empty handed, moanin' that the anly 'sheets' he could find were the ones a gadgie waz puttin' in a washin' machine in the changin' rooms area!
At this juncture it started p*ssin' doon but we had come prepared with a huge black 'n' white brolly.
Aa tried to put it up, but az a'm not used to operatin' theeze contraptions, we got soakin' wet before we could open the bloody thing up!
Eventually---with some help, we got it opened--but guess wot!?---the rain soon stopped and then aa couldn't get it doon again! (it could anly happen to us!)