|"Tell mee maa mee maa!, aa wont be home for tea!|
a'm gannin to It-al-eee!---tell mee maa mee maa!"
("Er!---whey!-- aa might be---like!")
FA Cup semi final---last Saturday!
'The Liverbirds' 2 'The Toffee Noses' 1---a great result for aall Toon fans!
'Andy Pandys' 87th minute winnin' heeded goal from a free kick taken by 'Bellaz' 'The Poison Dwarf' ensures that we are virtually certain to qualify for at least the Europa League next season!
Who wud ever have believed that the player who we transfored for £35 million wud help us gain a European place?---Yi CUD'NT make it up!
'The Arse', who sensationally lost 2-1 to 'The Blue Wigs' @ home on Monday neet are five points clear in the thord Champions League position, but we now have a game in hand on them, so it looks az though the race for the Champions League 3rd and 4th places iz between US!, 'The Arse', Spors and the OAPs of Chelski.
Happy days are here again! (hopefully!?)
The chase for Europe---az it stands @ '9:30am bells', Tuesday
1 The Cockney Glory Hunters of Salford
played 34---points 82---Champions League place guaranteed
2 Blue (it!?) Moonies 34/77---Champions League place guaranteed
3 The Arse 34/64---Champions League/Europa League?
4 Happy Harry's Hotspors 33/59---Champions League/Europa League?
5 THE TOON 33/59---Europa League/Champions League?
6 Kings Road OAP's 33/57---Europa League (guaranteed by reachin' the FA Cup final)/Champions League?
7 The Toffee Noses 33/47---MUST now finish at least SIXTH to claim a Europa League place az they lost the FA Cup semi final against 'yee naa who'!.
8 The Liverbirds 33/46---Europa League qualifiers by virtue of winnin' the League Cup
PS: The Geordie Times went to see 'The Toons' junior teams @ Sheffield Wednesday's trainin' groond yesterday and the Under 16s drew 4-4 and the Under 18s won 3-1 on ajoinin' pitches----full 'mad-sad groundhoppers' match report to follow on theeeeze games later on in the week when we get time!---like!