"THIS PLACE REEELY TAKES 'THE BISCUIT'!"

Posted '10:05am bells' Wednesday 18th April 2012

"TAXI!"---IF yi can afford it!?

News that 'The Biscuit Men of Reading' won promotion back to the premya leegue last neet haz just reached 'The Geordie Times' by carrier pigeon!
It's a f***** aaful place to get te by train az yi have to change at Kings Cross, then get the tube to Paddington, then get anotha train to Reading and THEN yi have a choice of jumpin' on one of the 'cattle truck' futbaall busses that tek you to the groond, which iz four miles from the toon centre. (if yi can get on one!) OR! gettin' your eyes ripped oot by one of the taxis that will charge you a ridiculous amoont to drop you off at the groond, which iz in the middle of 'ne where'!

*Footnote: Reading FC used to be knaan az 'The Biscuit Men', but have now went 'up market' and caall themsels 'The Royals'---az far az 'The Geordie Times' iz concorned, we will aalways gan by their original name!