Monday, 16 February 2026

THE CARRIER BAGS V THE TOON *** WEDINZDAY AFTERNOOON!

 Posted from ‘high noon πŸ•› bells πŸ””’ onwards, Munday 16th February 2026 on the train πŸš‚ to Edinburgh 

It should be noted that the direct flight path gans ower Ukraine! Az this iz a war zone, flights MUST divert to avoid it! Wor route iz 120 miles by train and tram  to Edinburgh, then 1,780 miles to Istanbul and then 1,100 miles to Baku = 3,000 miles!— The longest journey for a competitive game in NUFCs history!

The start of wor epic 6,000 miles roond trip started today at ‘The Central’ (station in The Toon) where, less than 22 hours from gettin off the train from Bormingham after wor excellent 3-1 win at Villa in the FA Cup, we heed north across the border πŸš‚ to Edinburgh airport —and then onward to Baku ✈️ in Azerbaijan via Istanbul ✈️ in Torkey for wor Champions Leegue play off game (1st leg) ⚽️ 

A total jorney time of ower 9 hours,  with a short break in between each destination!

We have hord that the people of Azerbaijan are very friendly, in complete contrast to wor last 2 visits to France! (Marseille and PSG)                        ⬇️




And the temperature iz higher than it iz here at the moment!—BUT!—- Baku’s nickname iz ‘The City of Wind’ due to its close proximity to the Caspian Sea !

Quarabag FK (Geordie Times slang iz ‘CarrierBag’) iz actually 150 miles from Baku, but their groond izzint big enough for Champions Leegue games (5,000 capacity) and so they play their big games in the capital city’s Tufiq Bahramov stadium (Capacity 32,000) Kick off ‘5:45 pm bells πŸ”” GMT (Geordie Meeen Time) Live on TNT

We hear πŸ‘‚ that wor mobile ‘telling bones’ πŸ“± might not work OR that if they dee, it might? cost a fortune for mobile data and calls, so there definitely won’t be updates after we leave for the last leg from Istanbul to Azerbaijan!

ie: The match and boozer report winnit be online in The Geordie Times’ til sometime on Friday!

PS: The FA Cup 5th roond draw takes place while we are in mid air between Edinburgh and Istanbul, ‘6:35pm πŸ”” tooneet on TNT, so we might not know just who we have drawn for quite a while after the draw iz made!—Lets hope we get a home draw! πŸ™πŸ» 

NUFC are baall number 13

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