PPosted ‘high noon 🕛 bells 🔔’ Wedinzday 11th February 2026, on the train 🚂 back from ‘The Smoke’ (London)
“HAIR WE GO!-HAIR WE GO!-HAIR WE GO!”
VAR reached ridiculous conclusions at Tottenham Hotspaa Stadium last neet when Jacob Murphy(correction JOE WILLOCK! — Thanx to Pete the Greek for pointing oot my dillibrit mistayk!) ran through the Sporz defence and hit a sweet shot into the corner of the goal, to send the Geordie faithful wild with delight in the opposite end of the groond!—-But hang on a second?—The ref stands near the halfway line and gets a message in hiz earphone!
It’s a possible offside and after a 5 minute wait, the ref disallows the goal!—It turns oot that Willock’s hair and forehead are offside!—Absolutleee ridiculous decision!
Up until this point of the game the dark blue and orange clad Toon team were well on top—it woz one way traffic in NUFCs favour, with numerous corners to peg Sporz back! (At least 10!)
However!, we wurnt to be denied, az we plugged away and a legitimate goal followed in forst half stoppage time, when Malik Thiaw toe poked home after hiz initial heeder woz parried away by the Sporz goalie! (I hesitated for a while to celebrate, just in case VAR got involved!—Thankfully it didn’t!
1-0 to us HT
Again The Toon were on top in the second period, but a rare Sporz attack ended in their forst corner of the game in the 65th minute!
Az the corner came ower, Sarr heeded doon and Gray woz on hand to sweep 🧹 the baall into the net! 1-1
But, just 4minutes later we were back in front when Anthony Gordon danced through the Sporz box and sent a precise cross to Jacob Ramsey, who sidefooted home in from of the jubilant Toon Travellers in the away section!
2-1 to us!
Sporz had nee choice but to attack wor goal after this to try and salvage a point! But we held oot to claim wor 3rd Premyaa Leegue away win of the season, to climb into the top half of the table and just 3 points behind The Liverbirds in 6th place!
Sporz fans wornt happy bunnies and sang,‘“Your gettin sacked in the mornin!” at their manager Thomas Frank— And guess wot?—thats exactleee wot happened this mornin!
Attendance: 59,773 (3,000 happy Toon fans!)
LONDON PUB CRAWL PIX TO FOLLOW!⬇️
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