Saturday, 21 February 2026

THE BLUE MOON V THE TOON*** TOONEET!

 Posted ‘2:00 pm bells πŸ”” Saturday 21st February 2026

THE LAST TIME WE WERE HERE!— JUST 17 DAYS AGO!
 
“NINE THOOSAND ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY MILESss IN 25 DAYS!” 
😡‍πŸ’«πŸš‚✈️πŸš– 🚌 πŸšƒ πŸš‡ 🚢 

Az we speak we are in a boozer in central Manchester for wor 7th away game in 25 days and it’s p*ssin doon! ☂️   

These are the various places that we have visited ⬇️                                                 PSG in Paris—drew 1-1 (roond trip 1,140 miles via London)  

The Liverbirds in Livaapoool —Lost 4-1 (roond trip 350 miles)

 Man Citih in Manchester— Leegue Cup— Lost 3-1 (roond trip 300 miles)

 Sporz in London——Won 2-1 (roond trip 600 miles)   

Villains in Bormingham—Won 3-1 (roond trip 400 miles) 

Carrier Bag in Baku, Azerbaijan—Won 6-1  (roond trip 6,050 miles! via Edinburgh and Istanbul) 

and finally tooneet, Man Citih in Manchester (roond trip a ‘mere’ 300 miles!) Total mileage 9,140 miles! in 25 days by the time we get back tomorrow!

(To put this into context, Perth in Australia 🦘 iz 9,100 miles from The Toon!)

It haz been a horrendous time for ‘The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers’ who have ‘done the lot’ and spent well ower 2 grand in the process!

We got back from Azerbaijan on Thorzday neet— had one days rest and we are off again on wor travels!— Totally knackered!

A full Geordie Times match and drinkin den report will start when we get on the train πŸš‚ yem 🏠 tomorrow mornin!

Az per usual: “Watch this space!”⬇️

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