Posted 'high noon bells' Friday 28th August 2020
NUFC will play 'The P*ss Pots of Stoke in wor final pre season game at St. James' Park on Saturday 5th September!
Unfortunatally it will again be behind closed doors! (BCD)
Brightin are lettin' 2,500 fans in today for their friendly against Chelski----just why 'we' cannit dee the same iz bafflin'?
Pre season games:
Tue 25th Aug: Crewe Alex won 3-0 at York (BCD)
Sat 29th Aug: Barnsleee at Darsley Park, Benton (BCD)
Tue 1st Sep: Smog Monsters at Herworth (BCD)
Sat 5th Sep: The P*ss Pots at St. James' Park (BCD)
Team news: Dubravka and Gayle are 'cattle trucked' (work it oot!)
Andy Carroll iz wor anly fit forward az we stumble towards the forst Premyaa Leegue game in just ower 2 weeks time!
Joelinton iz self isolatin (like he did last season!) coz he went to Greece with some Chelski player, who have had to self isolate coz they have got Corona Virus!!! (make it up?---NO!--- this IZ the NUFC comedy show, yih know!)