|Lets hope its a TARANTULA!|
So, 'arse licker' 'The Poison Dwarf' (aka) 'Denis the Menace' haz said that wor beloved owner 'The Fat Controller' deserves "a pat on the back" for hiz runnin' of wor club.
TWO relegations since 2009 and yet anothaa relegation battle looms in the comin season due to hiz scrouge mentality!
So just how wor absent owner deserve 'a pat' iz beyond us!
More like "A KICK UP THE ARSENAL!" if yoo ask us!