sund'lind's new manager!---forst excluuusive picture!---
yoo saw and read it forst in The Geordie Times'!
"CATaclysmic events on wearside!"
Sensational news reaches 'The Geordie Times' that the mackem's new owner 'Donald the Duck Egg' haz appointed a new manager to take ower from 'Sir' Chris Coleman!
He iz the former St Mirren manager and haz aalready been dubbed 'WEARSIDE JACK'! by Toon fans!
The SMBs have aalso appointed a new MD, who iz the clubs mascot 'SAMSON THE CAT'!!!
(I KID YOO NOT!)
"YI COULDNT POSSIBLY MAKE IT UP!"