"THIS PLACE REEELY TAKES 'THE BISCUIT'!?" |
@ '6:30 bells' this mornin' we set off for deepest Berkshire for wor game against 'The Biscuitmen' @ The Madjeski Stadium near the 'M4'---4 miles from Readin' toon centre! (ko '3 bells')
'The Madjeski'<(Geordie Times spellin'!) of course iz a newish stadium built in the middle of ne where just like SO many of the new groonds today with NE PUBS close by! (this place reeely takes 'the biscuit'!)
The Toon have selt their entire allocation of 1,700 tickets for the game and the home sections are aalso selt oot!
We've just foond oot that aall trains back to the Toon are DRY! (again!) so we'll just have to make up for it and drink King's Cross dry instead!
A message to British Transport Police:
"Why oh why don't yoo issue bannin' orders to unruly fans on trains, instead of bannin' AALL OF US from havin' a few 'liquid refreshments' on the way back from matches?---a simple solution--mee finks"!
Match report to follow sometime on Sunday!
In other news :SMB and Brugge away tickets are now on sale to season ticket holders with 100 loyalty points or more! (ie: those who have attended 100 away games or more!)
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