Sunday, 21 August 2011

TILL DEATH US DO PART!------BROKEN NOSE BRUCE'S SMB's 0 THE GEORDIE BOYS 1 !

Posted '7:00 am bells' Sunday 21st August 2011
"ONE-NIL TO THE GEORDIE BOYS!"

Joyous news from The Stadium of "SSHHH!!!" (yee naa wot!) when a Ryan Taylor free kick flew into the net to seal a fantastic 1-0 win for The Toon against the SMB!
Apologies for not bloggin last neet but aa was rather ineeebreeated! az yi might guess, alang with the otha 2,639 Toon fans who were at the game! Attendance:47,751 (45,111 VERY! SMB!)

Special thanx to Alf Garnetts Travel for the fleet of 'luxury' school busses which ferried us to and from the match at less than snail like pace (10 mph max speed!) 

Az Alf would no doubt say---
"A TEAM IS FOR LIFE!---TILL DEATH US DO PART!"

I have to tell yoo however!, that the mackem manager was in defiant mood afta the match and he's penned this little ditty to rally the SMB troops!

"My name iz 'Broken Nose Bruce' and aa'll sing you a song!"
"We lost to The Mags by a goal to none!"
"I'm in dispair!--it's all gone wrong!"
"sund'linds a massive club!"

"Don't pick on me---or I'll tell my mam!"
"If you want a fight---I'll send Steve Cram!"
"We've got 'wearside Jack' -----celebrity fan!"
"sund'linds a massive club!"

Broken Nose Bruce 20th August 2011

A TOON FAN (not in picture!) CELEBRATES AFTA THE MATCH!

I've got to gan to work now---but much more to follow later toneet!---"YAHOOOO!!!"

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