"GEORDIE TIMES WORLD EXCLUSIVE!"
'The Geordie Times' has just recieved this
'sensat-ional' photo from America of a Toon fan knaan as 'Blondie' who was foond rather intoxicated ootside a 'drinkin den' after an 'aall day bender' in downtown Orlando on the day of 'The Toons' 1-0 defeat to Orlando City in wor tour of the USA the other week!
He'd downed at least two gallons! of the various strong Florida brews as wor 'exclusive' photo clearly shows!.
Special thanx to wor 'undercover' paparazzi reporter with his zoom lens camera, who was on the scene within three hours!---REMEMBER!---yoo saw the picture forst in 'The Geordie Times'! and ne where else! (more than two weeks after the event!)
(Stick to 'broon ale'---mate!)