|"WELCOME TO SHEPHERDS BUSH--JOEY!"|
It's official!--- 'Go'ey Barton has signed for 'the rag and bone men' from Shepherds Bush and has penned a lucrative fower year deal!
Just why he wants to gan to a club with just one third of wor support beats me, but 'the powers that be' at The Toon have made it very clear that they divvint want him here! ("Er!"---"mebeez sixty thoosand quid a week has 'twisted hiz arm' az well!")
Accordin' to 'Go'ey, they have more ambition than we do and have a new billionaire owner who is willin' to 'splash the cash' (if only we had one!?)
But to be fair, Shepherds Bush does have an array of designer clothes shops and posh restaurants that shud appeal to scouser 'Go'ey's expensive tastes!
|SOMEWHERE IN SHEPHERDS BUSH MARKET! (HONEST!)|
OH YES!---And his debut will be against!!!???----------"US!"----------YI COULDN'T MAKE IT UP!
Footnote: For those of you who are tooo young to remember, 'Steptoe & Son' was a very popular 1960's BBC comedy series aboot father and son rag and bone men, who were based in the Shepherds Bush area of London, not far from Loftus Road!
(so!---nuw yi naa!)