DEADLINE DAY--AT LEAST 3 MORE DEALS IN THE PIPELINE!

 Posted 'high noon bells' Munday 31st January 2022

It will be a hectic day today on the last day of the transfor window and we hear that Villa full back Matt Targett iz at wor trainin groond for a medical, az we speak! A loan deal iz expected for the 26 year old!

A bid for 19 year old striker Hugo Ekitike haz been accepted from French club Reims for a reported £33 million!, However!---Hugo needs convincin' that this iz the reet move for him! (Latest report!)

GUESS WHICH ONE IZ DAN BURN?

While confirmation of 6 feet 7ins tall defender Dan Burn's transfor from Brightin iz awaited! A £13 million fee haz been mentioned (He iz from Blyth in Northumberland and iz a Toon fan!)

This meeenz that we will have signed at least 6 outfield players in the window, if they aall come off!  (More than half a team!) And spent ower £110 million! (More than we have spent in the last 14 January transfor windows put together, under 'The Fat Controllers' disastrous reign!)

The Geordie Times aalso understands that Jesse Lingard could aalso sign before the '11:00pm deadline! (loan or permanent?)

Plus, we (The Geordie Times) havvint ruled oot a move for Carlos from Saville in a last gasp deal!

We will dee wor best to keep yoo informed of any developments!

Az per usual "Watch this space!"

Deadline updates here:

Ekitike deal off

Targett signs

Lingard deal off

Burn signs at last minute

Carlos no go

That's 5 players in, in total, includin' Trippier, Wood and 'Bruno'!