Posted 'high noon🔔bells' Sunday 11th July 2021
"A TABLE SIR!--THAT WILL BE £240--THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" ("YOU MUG!")
The Euros have reached fever pitch with greedy bar owners demanding an incredible £240 to book a table on the Toon quayside in between the Swing and High Level bridges!---and some mugs have been daft enough to pay it, to watch the Ing'land v Italy final on a big screen oot in the open!!!--so if it rains they will get soaked to the skin and pay £6 a pint in a paper thin plastic container! (I refuse to caall it a 'glass'!) Then if Ing'land score they'll chuck their expensive booze ower each othaa!!!
The semi final v The Danes woz £240 for a table az well!
Personally, I will be watchin on from mee local non leegue club's clubhoose where its costs nowt to get in and haz a roof to protect yoo from the elements and the booze iz £3 a pint in a 'propaa' 'glass' glass!--and aa will definitely NOT chuck it ower somebody if we score tooneet!!!