Tuesday, 2 April 2019

THE ARSE 2 THE TOON 0 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2018-2019

Posted from '8:00am bells' on train from King's Cross, Tuesday 2nd April 2019


"APRIL FOOLS!"

I am writin this on the train yem after yet anothaa horror show in London!
Havin lost on wor last 6 visits to 'The Arse' it woz nee suprize to lose yet again on 'April Fools Day'!
Thankfully, this woz 'a free hit' az Cardiff had lost the previous day, meeenin that we would still be 7 points clear, even if we lost---which of course we did!

A terrible performance from The Toon against a side which woz below par to say the least!

We survived til the 30th minute when Aaron Ramsey sidefooted a shot which went in off the post in front of the 3,000 Toon diehards who had made the treck to The Emirates!

We couldnt respond az we hardly crossed the halfway line durin the forst period!

It woz nee better the 2nd half az The Arse tried to double their lead az they pounded wor goal!
They finally did so in the 83rd minute when Lascelles failed to win the baall and Lacazette 'lobbed it' ower Dubravka in The Toon goal, to win the game! (Sadly this woz anothaa 'damage limitation exercise' to keep the score doon!)
Not one of wor players played well and we have failed to win in London in 5 attempts this season!
Not anly that but we have failed to beat any London team at home, eethaa!
"April Fools", every one!

Toon team line up to follow later
The train iz jumpin aall ower the place makin it hard to type!
Much later!: Toon team, Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Leugene, Dummett, Richie (Kenedy 75), Diame, Hayden (Ki 67), Almiron, Perez (Muto77), Rondon

Attendance:59,869? (50,000 at most includin' 3,000 Toon fans)

THE 100 AWAY PUB CRAWL CHALLENGE!
6 new boozers were added to the list, makin a total of 114 so far,  includin 36 London pubs!
EXMOUTH ARMS


EATONS

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THE SHAKESPEARE (twice!)

ARKSTAR

TOMMY FLYNNS



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