Thursday 3 January 2019

THE TOON 0 THE MANC MUppets 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2018-2019

Posted '1:03pm bells' Thorsday 3rd January 2019


Reeely, this game, like aall wor games against the so called 'big six' are cup ties, with NUFC bein' the underdogs and the 'big six' bein the slayers!

How can we compete against teams like Man U when they have spent hundreds of millions on players, while we scrap around the bargain basements lookin for on loan players and cheap buys!?

Az long az 'The Fat Controller' owns wor great club we will be fightin' relegation battles til he finally departs----but just when this will be, iz anybodys guess????

Speculation of an imminent takeover have died in the 'waters of Tyne' yet again az the faithful torn up in huge numbers hopin' the 'Tyne tide' will change!

We did well for one hour of the game and even had a few shots on target az well, but az soon az Dubravka spilled Rashford's free kick, multi million poond sub Lukaku pounced to hit in the rebound---and at this point we looked dead and buried!
WE did try and get back on level torms, but a defensive lapse let in Rashford who woz clean through, and with anly Dubravka to beat, he slipped the baall into the net to win it for them!

The MUppets in level 7 of The Leazes Stand slagged Shearer off for the entire match and they must have sang the 'Cheer up Alan Shearer, sad Geordie b*****d', song, at least 30 times durin' the match, rather than cheer on their own team!

No wonder every othaa team in the country hates them, az they have a multitude of insults for Yorkies, Scousers and Cockneys alike, when they travel to these places!

NUFC fans on the othaa hand supported THEIR team and avoided any slaggin' of the opposition, despite the predictable provocations!

With othaa results gannin against us again, we now find worsels just TWO points above the drop zone, with games v Chelski and Man City comin' up, az well az a 'six pointer' at home to Cardiff!

We have now won just 1 game in the last 8 and more worryingly have lost 8 of wor 11 home games this season, scorin' just 7 goals in the process!

Championship side Blackborn are next in the FA Cup this comin' Saturday @ SJP---but who will be the underdogs in this game?, assumin' we play a resorve X1 to try and avoid injuries for wor trip to Chelski in west London a week on Saturday!

Toon team: Dubravka, Yedlin, Lascelles, Schar (Muto 81), Dummett, Ritchie, Hayden, Diame (Shelvey 53), Atsu, Perez (Kenedy 69), Rondon

Attendance: 52, 217 (3,000 not very friendly and arrogant MUppets!)

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