FREDDIE WOODMAN TAKES A GOAL KICK IN THE FORST HALF
(VIEW FROM ROW 'QQ' IN THE GALLOWGATE END)
"13 IN A ROW!---OUT WE GO!"
It won't take lang to write this match report!----For the 13th season in a row we failed to get into February and the 5th roond of the FA Cup under 'The Fat Controller's 'reign'! (He wasn't there of course!)
And this for a club that haz played in 13 FA Cup finals-----aall in the distant past!
|SPOT THE 18,000 EMPTY SEATS?|
Mebeez the word 'attacked' iz the wrang one, az we didnt have one solitary shot on target in the whole half!
Playin yet anothaa 'scratch X1' in this competition with Woodman in goal to Joselu at centre forward, yoo just knew that this would be 'anothaa bad day at the office'!
|2nd HALF 'INACTION' AZ WE 'ATTACK? THE GALLOWGATE GOAL!|
Wor 'beloved? owner 'The Fat Controller' wasn't there to hear the protests against him (again) with repeated chants of "Get out of our club!", "Stand up if yoo hate-----!"('yee naa who') and worse!
'Lucky him' for missin' this debacle!
We did actually have ONE shot on target, ("Wow!") from Manquillo, and Prerez went close az well, but it woz aall too little tooo late!
Wot made the defeat even more gallin' ,woz the fact that Wotfaad played a 'scratch X1' az well!
We just didn't look interested, which begs the question, just why did we enter the competition in the forst place?
TWO words can describe wor performance at the end:
Toon team: Woodman, Manquillo, Fernandez (Shcar 81), Lascelles, Clark, Ritchie( Atsu 73), Murphy (Perez 72), Hayden, Longstaff, Kennedy, Joselu
Attendance: Just 34,604 (1,400 Elton John Mob devotees!)
*PS: Grandson Jamie aged 9, who I take to the games, wanted to leave after the 2nd goal!
I told him that he had to "lorn to suffer" like the rest of us and made him stay til the final whistle by putting my legs across the seats to stop him gettin' oot!
(Am I a cruel grandad ---or wot?)
In othaa news ---it woz reported that Jordan Lakaku, who demanded a large wage packet, failed hiz medical in the loan deal that collapsed------now we naa why!
"THANKFULLY JORDAN FAILED THE MEDICAL!
HE IZ HMV POSITIVE!"
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