Tuesday, 22 January 2019

"HOLD THE BACK PAGE!" *** THE FAT CONTROLLER MAKES A RECORD SIGNING!

Posted '1:26pm bells' Tuesday 22nd January 2019

Sensational news reaches The Geordie Times!
Wor 'beloved' owner??? 'The Fat Controller' haz finally put hiz hand in hiz pocket and signed a record deal!
Wor new record signing! *** Jamaal LASSIEcelles!


MEEENWHILE!---in othaa news, wor U23s are in 
action in less than an hours time @ The Manor 
Groond, Ilkeston, where we take on Notts Coonty 
in The Premyaa Leegue Cup!
If yoo are gannin' yoo had better hurry up az
 KO iz @ '2 bells'!
Admission iz £3 for big kids and £1 for sprogs and zimmerframeites!

The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers have been 
here before (beleeeve it, or not!) when we played 
Ilkeston in an FA Youth Cup tie 4 years ago and 
a match report on that game iz printed in the 
article below! (ground number 318)

At least 3 of 'The Hoppers' will be there again, 
includin' 'Glennn from Ashington', 'Biffa the Beer' 
and 'Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer' and we 
hope to get some pix from them in the next few hours!

Watch this space for a match report from one of them!

NEWS FLASH!
Here iz the team sheet for todays game sent by 'Blondie' Alan!




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