"THE WORLD IZ WATCHIN'!" (AND BEYOND!)
"IZ THAT THE PLANET SATURN ABOVE THE EAST STAND?"
Anothaa 'must win game' that we didn't, in what woz an aaful performance against the Premyaa Leegue's bottom club, who hadn't won away aall season and who hadn't kept one clean sheet!
|THE TOON ATTACK THE LEAZES GOAL (1st half)|
The 2nd half wasn't much better az we huffed and puffed az the crowd got restless!
Grandson Jamie woz so bored I lent him mee mobile to take some great pix! (below!)
|"WHO SAYS THE PITCH HAZ A SLIGHT SLOPE?"|
The 'highlight' of the game woz from a distant planet in the sky above The East Stand, which looked remarkably like Saturn with a ring around the middle (see top pic)---so we DO have fans from outer space!
"TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!--WHEY AYE MAAN!"
"I USED MY SATURN NAV TO GET HERE!"
A penalty claim, when sub Kenedy woz pulled back in the box woz'nt given and then 'The Cottage Pie Guys' (They play at Craven COTTAGE!) had 3 great chances to win it, but former Toon player 'Mitro' woz denied on 2 occasions, the last when Lascelles made a great tackle on him to deny wor former man!
|2nd HALF ACTION AT THE GALLOWGATE END|
The game woz last on MOTD ----not suprizingleee!
Aalso, the fact that we have won just 2, drawn 1 and lost 7 of wor forst 10 home games, iz the WORST in wor entire leegue history, stretchin back to the 19th century!😦
Toon team: Dubravka, Manquillo (Yedlin 81), Schar, Lascelles, Dummett, Ritchie, Atsu (Kenedy 72), Ki, Diame, Perez, Rondon
Attendance: 51,237 (1,000 Cottage Pie Guys') (Plus some aliens from Saturn!)
*WOT THE LOCAL PAPERS SAY!
AND MORE WORRYINGLY
FROM SKY SPORTS NEWS!😨
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