SPORZ NEW STADIUM *** WILL NUFC BE 'FIRST FOOTING'?

Posted '2:04pm bells' Tuesday 11th December 2018
Updated Thorsday '3:45pm bells'

SPORZ NEW STADIUM *** THIS PHOTO WOZ TAKEN 2 DAYS AGO

News reaches 'The Geordie Times' from wor 'little sister' 'The Times of London', that there iz a possibility that wor game away to Sporz in orly February might be the forst competitive game at their new stadium! (see below)
Sporz had pencilled in their game v Moan U in January and hoped that would be the forst game at their new abode, but that now looks in doubt! 
'GEORDIE TIMES NEWSFLASH!' (Thorsday)
Sporz game v Moan U WILL be played at Wembley!

We will of course keep yoo---wor loyal reeeders, informed of any forthaa developments!
Az per usual---"Watch this space!"

AND FROM 'THE SUN'

AND THIS IZ WHERE 'SKY' FINKS THE GAME WILL BE PLAYED!

THORSDAY'S GUARDIAN