Updated Friday 15th at 'high noon bells' and Saturday 16th from '11 bells' onwards
HALF TIME AND FULL SCORE WILL APPEAR AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS PAGE ASAP
|TOON FANS ON THE MARCH BEFORE WOR LAST HOME GAME AGAINST WEST HAM
This comin' Saturday we face a Stoke side at SJP, hopin' for wor thord win 'on the bounce'?
It wont be eezy az their manager Mark Hughes haz them well organised and they will kick and hack the Toon players, thats for sure! They came from behind last weekend to draw 2-2 with Moan U at their place (who's manager Moanrino had took 'the huff' refused to shake hands with Hughzy at the end of the game) (*ANKER!)
(on Talk Sport Man U fans were NOT happy at their 3-0 win against Basle on Tuesday in the Champions Leegue and moaned aboot it?---They are well named MOAN United!)
The P*ss Potts have returned 1,000 of their 3,100 allocation of away tickets and they are on sale now to Toon fans
Thankfully bonus disputes between wor ' beloved owner'? and the player have been resolved and they will receeve a very nice £4 million bonus if we avoid the dreaded drop (17th place)---£1 million iz added for every place higher than 17th and shud we finish where we are right now (in 10th place!) that's an extra £7 million added to the 'pot'! (IF only I could have been a professional futbaaller instead of a truck driver!)
Aalso Rafa the Gaffer iz back at work after missin' the 1-0 win at Swanzee last Sunday, which iz good news aall roond!
Mitrovic sorves the 2nd of hiz 2 match suspension and Paul Dummett iz still 'knackered'!---but Mbemba could retorn
HALF TIME AND FULL TIME SCORE WILL APPEAR HERE AZ SOOON AZ POSSIBLE!
HALF TIME SCORE; 1 0 up! (Atsu)
FULL TIME SCORE; won 2 1 Lascelles
ATTENDANCE;51, 795 (2,000 stoke)
FULL MATCH REPORT AND PIX TO FOLLOW SOMETIME TOMORROW!---az per usual WATCH THIS SPACE!