|"GET YOUR SUNDAY 'CARVERY' HERE!"|
TRUE STORY!-- News that will 'rock yoo to the core'---'The Geordie Times' lorns that John 'The Pie' Carver used to be the manager of 'The Denton' pub's Sunday Leegue side from Newcastle's West Road in the 1980s
They were relegated TWICE from The Sunday Pub Leegue under Carver's leadership!" --This iz NOT a 'wind-up'---it's TRUE!
WOT MORE CAN WE POSSIBLEEEE SAY?????