|COMPULSIVE VIEWING FOR AALL NUFC PLAYERS!|
Followin' the SMBs draw at 'The Arse' last neet, it now meenz that it's between 'Broken Nose Bruce's Hull side and 'John ('I'm the Best Coach') Carver's NUFC who will join Bornley and QPR in 'the abyss' next season!
It's been anothaa bizarre week with Carver tellin' the players not to watch the telly, gan onto social media sites or listen to the radio in fear that it might (just might!) upset a few of them of the impendin' criticism followin' NINE defeats in the last TEN games!
They CAN! however (with hiz explicit permission!) watch re-runs of the 'aall in wrestlin' with 'Giant Haystacks', 'Kendo Nagasaki' and 'Big Daddy' instead, to keep their minds off 'Survival Sunday' (az SKY haz dubbed it!)
The players 'reward' for the 2nd half capitulation against QPR last Saturday waz to give them Munday and Tuesday OFF! <(to watch the wrestlin' ne doubt!) <(and to play golf!)
|"WE GET IT 'WONG' AGAIN!"|
'Fat Sams Jellied Eels Mob' will think that they must be playin' Real Madrid when we are runnin' back to defend and they will (hopefully!?) collapse like 'a pack of cards' because of this!---AND!--- hand us the 3 points! <(a 'master stroke' by Carver!)
|"IZ THAT RONALDO'S SHIRT?"|
There's one thing that an absolute certainty about the result though! We WONT be playin' Hull in a leegue game next season!
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