|"NEW CONTRACT?---NO!---IT'S MY HOLIDAY ITINERARY!"
News that NO decision haz been made on John 'the best coach' Carver's future, despite the club promising to do so by the end of this week, comes az NO surprise to us!
They said that they would let him know before he went away on holiday--but predicably they HAVVENT and have left him (and hiz backroom staff) in limbo with just 35 days to gan before pre season trainin' starts again on July 2nd! <(that's reet!--just 35 days before it aall starts again!)
SO many names have been bandied aboot to just who 'might'? succeed Carver, shud he get the 'bullet', but of course NUFC are after a 'dogsbody 'yes-man' manager' who will "do as he is told" and who doesn't want tooo much pocket money--like!
We at 'The Geordie Times' can see this draggin' on throughoot June and of course NO maanager meenz NO new signings!
Same again next season?---we shall see ---but divvint HAAD your breath!