|"READY FOR 'THE OFF'!"
For the fourth weekend in a row we find worsels with a dinnaatime kick of, this time @ White Hart Lane in "norf Landan" at the ungodly Sunday 'Sky' time of 'high noon bells' <(they really couldn't give a sh*t aboot us---could they???)
We find worsels on the five to seven bells' train, which (hopefully!) wont be delayed by floods, famine or 'leaves on the line' and we shud be able to get a few gargels before the game!
But we won't be in Tottenham for a drink az many of the pubs are now eetha boarded up, been torned into 'flower shops' etc or were bornt doon in the riots!
A few 'liquid lubrications' aroond King's Cross looks wor best bet, when we get there!
Aall the trains back are 'dry' of course, thanx to the British Transport Dibbles (just to make wor 'trip experience' a bit more less enjoyable---yoo understand!)
Which begs the question once again!---Why don't they just ban the troublemakers and leave the rest of us in peace???
The Toon will be playin' in their new 'Mellow Yellow' away (3rd!) strip and 'Fab' Coloccini iz expected to feature az iz Cheik Tiote who haz been carryin' an injury.
Ne sign however of 'Spiderman' Guttierrez who iz still in Argentina due to 'family reasons'?
The Toon have sold their entire allocation of tickets, which numbers some 2,400 we understand!
Match report to follow sometime on Monday!