MAD-SAD GROUNDHOPPERS ALERT! *** "NEW GROOND!***NEW GROOND!***NEW GROOND!"

Posted '12:43pm bells' Wednesday 6th November 2013

"URGENT NEWSFLASH!"



"IF THIS DOESN'T HAVE YOO
DROOOOLIN' AT THE MOUTH
THEN NOTHIN' WILL!"

Attention aall 'mad-sad groundhoppers', be yoo of the 'NUFC Variety' or the 'Anorak Brigade' who follow non leegue futbaall!
The Geordie Times haz been informed by mad-sad groundhoppers 'Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer' and 'Biffa the Bear', that a Toon X1 will officially open Consett's new groond on Friday 22nd November @ 7:45pm bells'!
 

Admission will be £6 for big kids***£3 for zimmerframeites***£1 for sprogs!

The new groond which cost 3 million poond to build iz situated in the Crookhaall area of Consett aboot half a mile sooth of the toon centre!

REMEMBER!---yoo read this forst in The Geordie Times and ne where else!