|"IF THIS DOESN'T HAVE YOO|
DROOOOLIN' AT THE MOUTH
THEN NOTHIN' WILL!"
The Geordie Times haz been informed by mad-sad groundhoppers 'Blondie Alan the Morris Dancer' and 'Biffa the Bear', that a Toon X1 will officially open Consett's new groond on Friday 22nd November @ 7:45pm bells'!
Admission will be £6 for big kids***£3 for zimmerframeites***£1 for sprogs!
The new groond which cost 3 million poond to build iz situated in the Crookhaall area of Consett aboot half a mile sooth of the toon centre!
REMEMBER!---yoo read this forst in The Geordie Times and ne where else!