|"NO!"***NOT THAT! CONSERT PARTY!"|
There iz just ONE DAY to gan before the BIG DAY at Consett when The Toon will open 'The Hillbillies' new groond @ 7:45 tomorrow neet!
Many (many!) 'mad-sad groundhoppers' will be in attendance to witness this historic occasion @ Belle Vue Stadium, includin' quite a few 'anorak' groundhoppers who follow non leegue futbaall!
Az mentioned previousleee we are sendin' a Toon X1 side up to the wilds of Coonty Durham and Peter Beardsley will de the honours az he haz been chosen to open the new groond!
The co-ordinates <(we naa aall the posh words!) for the groond for those of yoo with 'sat navs' iz: DH8 7ES
A 1,000 crowd iz predicted by us, in wot iz sure to be to be a 'party atmosphere', so get there orly to 'claim' your place! (but divvint forget to tek your snow shovel with yoo---just in case!)