|HAPPY TOON FANS ON BARRACK ROAD RETORNIN' FROM|
THE STADIUM OF "SSSHHH!---YEE NAA WOT"
ON AUG 20th AFTER WOR 1-0 VICTORY AGAINST THE SMB's!
(THE MILBURN STAND IZ IN THE BACKGROOND)
Wor forthcomin' home game against the SMB's orly next month in the Sunday 'high noon shootout' iz not suprizingleee a complete selloot, with a 52,000 plus crowd guaranteed.
Wor game @ Spors this Saturday is aalso a selloot. The Toons allocation iz not known at this stage but yoo can bet we took wor minimum number of tickets as iz now the practice with NUFC, as they cannit be bothered with the hassle of sellin' them!
This iz because the home club keeps aall of the gate money and we divvint get any of it!
Bad news for Toon fans travellin' back from Spors on Saturday----the trains have been declared 'DRY' with NE 'alcoholic liquid refreshment' allowed.
('The Geordie Times' contingent iz not comin' back til Sunday mornin', so it (thankfully!) wont affect us!)
IN otha news, Gatesheed's home FA Trophy tie against Alfreton Toon toneet haz been caalled off because of a frozen pitch!---so divvint gan!