|"ST JAMES' PARK AND AALWAYS WILL BE!, MR. SPEAKER!"|
St James' Park iz even bein' debated in The Hooses of Parliament today!, where a motion supported by MP's Ian Mearns, Pete Glass, Ian Lavery, Cathrine McKinnell, Chi Onwurah, Nick Broon, Mary Glindon, Dave Anderson, Stephen Hepborn, Alex Cunningham and Dennis Skinner!
Motion 2743: Newcastle United and the (attempted!) renaming of St James' Park.
"That this house deeply regrets the decision to (attempt to!) rebrand the historic home of Newcastle United Football Club; Condemns the corporate vandalism perpitrated by the club owners in the removing the name "St James' Park" from the stadium; warmly endorses the now famous front page banner of the local 'Evening Chronicle' 'ST JAMES PARK AND ALWAYS WILL BE!'; notes that the chief executive of Newcastle's new shirt sponsor, 'Virgin Money' has added her concerns about the (attempted!) rebranding and hopes that others will follow her example; notes that Newcastle City Council have debated and agreed a motion stating that the council have NO PLANS! to change ANY! way-finding signs which bear the name 'St James' Park', rather than the name of 'The Fat Controller's'< (or words to that effect!) business; and urges 'The Fat Controller'< (owtte!) to reconsider his decision!".