Sunday, 12 February 2012

THE COCK A DOODLE DOOS 5 THE TOON 0

Posted '7:20 pm bells' Sunday 12th February 2012

BLACK & WHITE CATASTROPHE!
^ WANTED! ^---^DEAD OR ALIVE! ^

The day had started off aall reet az the train crossed 'The King Edward Bridge', with the 'customary' 'openin of the cans' halfway ower The Tyne to bring us 'good fortune'?----And three hours later we arrived @ 'Kings Cross' in good time for openin' time @ 'McGlynns' bar, not too far from the station and there to 'greet us' at the front door of the bar waz a black 'n' white cat which 'meeowed' az we waalked into the bar!----Another good omen or wot???  


After a few 'liquid refreshments' it was time to say goodbye to wor 'lucky' black 'n' white moggy and heed for 'Seven Sisters' in Tottenham and onto 'The Irish Club' just up the road from the train station

There are not many waaterin holes left in this part of 'Landan', mainly due to the fact that many are boarded up or were bornt doon in the riots last summer!
This meant that 'The Irish' was busier than ever and before lang the queues for the bar were thorty yards lang! (ne exaggeration!)

Anyway!--- it was soon time to heed for the tornstiles and the 2,000 or so Toon fans were in 'singin mode' az the game kicked off!
To cut a very lang story short a CATastophic performance @ White Hart Lane foond us 4-0 doon after just half an hour after some horrendous defendin' by 'the aall blacks' defence! (we played in aall black again, just like wor last disasterous visit to 'the smoke' at Fulham last month!) (a 5-2 defeat!)

Goals from Ekotto, Saha (2) and Kranjcar sent us reeeelin' and a cricket score looked on the cards at one stage in 'norf Landan'!

When Spors hit their FOURTH goal aa wished that the nightmare would end and that the ref would blow for full time and that we could aall gan yem!


We somehow managed to get to the break withoot anymore goals against us and 'Happy Harrys Hotspurs' added a fifth midway through the second period when Abebayor struck at the far end from us!

This (thankfully!) was the last of the scorin' and aa was GLAD to get away with 'just'? a 5-0 defeat in 'norf Landan'!

The 'McGlynns' black 'n' white cat proved to be anything BUT! a lucky mascot for us and when aa see that 'scroggy moggy' again on wor next visit doon here, AA'LL F*****' STRANGLE IT!--ne problem!

Another one to forget on another 'capital CATastrophe', ("it waz aall the cats fault!") which meens we have conceded a grand total of TEN GOALS on wor last two visits to 'the smoke'!

Toon team: Krul, Simpson, Williamson, Coloccini, Santon, Obertan (Ferguson 46), Guthrie (Lovenkrands 86), Perch, Gutierrez, Ba, Cisse (Gosling 68)
Attendance: 36,176 (2,000 cataclysmically shell shocked Toon fans!)   

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