Friday, 5 July 2013

"NUFC***A KONED OFF AREA!"

Posted '9:00am bells' Friday 5th July 2013 

Unbeknown to man nor beast, NUFC haz been declared a 'no kone area', followin' the club's decision to abandon attempts to sign centre forward Arouna Kone from Wigan Athletic for '£5 mill' yesterday!
In othaa words he won't be swappin' the 'blue n white stripes' of 'The Blue Wigs' for the 'black n white stripes' of 'The Toon'!

The search gans on for a strikin' partner for Cisse with FIVE days of the transfor window gone!


Meeenwhile 16 year old Cameroonian born midfielder/forward Olivier Kermen haz joined us for an undisclosed fee from French club Metz.

Wethaa he iz "one for the future" or "one to hoy in at the deep end" straight away, iz un-known, az yet!? 

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