Wednesday, 3 July 2013

EMERICKA AUBAMA!

Posted '2:45pm bells' Wednesday 3rd July 2013
"THE JAWMAN CHANCELLOR ANGELA MERKEL (RIGHT)
WELCOMES DORTMUND'S NEW SIGNIN' TO 'THE FATHERLAND'!" 

News that Gabon international striker Pierre Emerick Aubameyang haz joined Jawman side Borussia Dortmund and NOT 'The Toon' for  a reported 15 million poond fee, haz devastated wor new 'Director of Futbaall' 'JoeK In Yi Ear', az he thought he had the deal in the bag!

However!, Pierre decided to join the Jawman's instead, declarin' that he waz terrified that 'JoeK' would caall him:
"AMERICA OBAMA!" 

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