Posted from ‘1:44pm bells 🔔 on the train(s) back, Munday 19th January 2026
🎵 YOU PUT YOUR LEFT FOOT IN—YOU PUT YOUR RIGHT FOOT OUT—YOU PASS THE BALL SIDEWAYS—AN’ SAY, “WOTS IT ALL ABOUT?” 🎵 🦀
“THE BIG SLEEP!” 😴
Yet another borin’ 0-0 draw away from home (wor 4th this season!) against a Wolves team ⚓️ anchored to the basement place in the Premyaa Leegue table, who surely will be relegated before the end of March!
We had virtually nee idea how to get near their goal az we made ‘crab 🦀 like’ sideways passes and backwards passes throughoot the forst half— and nee shits (sorry!) SHOTS on target, despite havin an amazing 94% pass rate! The highest in Premyaa Leegue history, withoot havin a direct shot on goal!(according to to Opta stats!) ⬇️
Aall wor 3 summer signings who cost £180 million between them and who made appearances at different points of the game, were totally anonymous! (Waltemade, Wissa and Elanga!)
Just to sum up wor borin’ crab 🦀 like, sideways, backwards, forwards, backwards passes—-We had a free kick near the halfway line! Trippier took it and passed the baall BACKWARDS towards wor goal, instead of forwards to an attacker! 🙈
Both teams were piss poor, az woz the piss poor ref—and it pissed doon the whole game!—-Aye that’s reet, the 3,000 Toon Travellers were totally ‘pissed off’ az well!
Attendance: 29,751
Pub crawl report in Stafford to follow! (Boozers in Wolverhampton don’t let away fans in!)
Like aa say, it woz pissin doon and these Wolves fans in the corner with nee roof ower their heeds, looked ridiculous in their ‘Ku Klux Klan’ style rain macs, which they would have been given az they went through the tornstiles! ⬇️
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