Posted just after ‘qwaataa past high noon 🕛 🛎️ bells’ Munday 26th January 2026
"OH NO! BRU-NO!"
This iz from the BBC Sports website!⬇️
“Newcastle, remarkably have never won a Premier League match without their Talisman Bruno Guimaraes in the starting line up since his debut nearly four years ago!”
Yet another ‘Mr Hyde’ performance in wor ‘Jekyll and Hyde’ season from NUFC, az we lost to a Villa side 'on fire' at the moment!
They haddint won at SJP for 21 years and 17 visits, but this stat woz ripped up and hoyed in the rubbish bin yesterday!
Plagued by injuries— the worst in the Premyaa Leegue this season and withoot Bruno who sustained an ankle injury in wor great win v PSV in The Champions Leegue last Wedinzday, we were 2nd best!
1st minute: Attakin the Gallowgate End in the forst half, we nearly took the lead within 30seconds when a Sandro Tonali shot woz scrambled away by Martinez in the visitors goal!
19th minute: Villa take the lead at the opposide end when Buendia cut in from the right to hit an unstoppable shot from ootside the box. past The Pope in The Toon goal! 1-0 to them!
43rd minute: A Lewis Miley heeder which looked destined to gan into the top corner of the net, woz somehow tipped away for a corner by Martinez!
1st half stoppage time: Yoane Wissa heeds goalwards, but again Martinez comes to the rescue for Villa! HT 1-0 to them!
47th minute: Joelinton gans doon with a groin injury near the home dugoot and haz to gan off---Yet another injury to add the never endin list!---He iz replaced by Jacob Ramsey who used to play for Villa!
We just couldnt find the energy to make a comeback, despite a few chances, that went 'abeggin' and we paid the price for that!
88th minute: The killer blow az a Digne cross find Watkins, who heeds the baall into the top corner of the Gallowgate net! 2-0 to them!
89th minute: A mass exordiss follows, with some 'fickle' Toon fans leavin their seats, to the inevertable chants of the jubulant Villians in the Opposite Leazes End singin: "You've seen The Villa, now fcuk off home!"---despite loads of stoppage time to follow coz of 'fained injuries' by wor visitors--especially their goalie who aall of a sudden held hiz back az he fell to the groond, with nee one near him!
Disgracfully and suprizingly some of wor own fans who had stayed til the bitter end, boood the players off the pitch at the final whistle!
FT 2-0 to them!
Attendance: 52,134 (3,000 very happy visitors!)
The result leaves us stuck in 9th place, while Villa move up to joint 2nd top with Man City!---The Arseholes 3-2 loss to Moan U meeenz that they are within 4 points of top spot!
PSG in Paris are next for us on Wedinzday!---WE DEFINATLY NEED a 'Dr Jekyll' performance for that one!
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