Posted '1:37pm bells' Friday 5th January 2024
"IT'S ANLY REET THAT THEY SHUD BOW DOON TO THEIR SUPERIORS!" π π♀️ π♂️
The trip to the dark place iz aalmost upon us where 6,000 Toon fans have been forced to travel on 120 'bubble' buses to the Stadium of Sshhh!!! (Yee Naa Wot!)
It iz sure to be an agonisin' day az we must meet at SJP at 8:30 am bells' for this '12:45 pm bells' kick off!----An 11 mile jorney between groonds!
Honestly!---It would be quicker to catch a train to London and then a tube ride to any London club (300 miles), than it will be for this normally 20 minute road trip to wearyside!
Thiz meeenz 'yours truely' must get up at '7:00am bells' and catch a bus to the Toon (10 mins), while many Toon fans who live farthaa afield MUST travel to SJP to get their match tickets on the buses!---Or else they cannit gan! (One of wor mates lives in Houghton-Le-Spring (not far from mackemland)
Meeenwhile! In The black cat bar underneath the north stand at the sos, where NUFC corporates will be housed---the mackems are fuuuumin that THEIR bar haz had aall its safc memrobila taken doon and replaced by a shrine to NUFC! They are NOT happy π⬛s
Followin' a massive backlash from the mackem fans, aall wor memorabilia signs have since been taken doon!----Their owner KLD said he didn't naa anything aboot it and apologised to the fans!---In another twist NUFC say that he DID naa, az the signs were approved by the safc hierarchy before Xmas!
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