Saturday 2 December 2023

THE TOON v THE MOAN U MUPPETEERS *** TOONEET!

 Posted ‘3:00pm bells’ Saturday 2nd Decembaa 2023

Flashback 60 years, when Toon manager 'smokin' Joe Harvey helped clear the pitch of snow at The Leazes End!---Nee undersoil heatin' in them days! ---Can yoo imagine Eddie Howe deein this today???

In 'Geordiebetical' order, (deep breath!) Anderson, Barnes, Botman, Burn, Longstaff, Murphy, Targett and Wilson are aall still crocked with various injuries, while Tonali (of course) iz suspended til next season!

Ritchie and Krafth are available, while Lascelles and Trippier are one bookin away from suspension for this ridiculous timed Saturday game of '8:00 bells' tooneet!---The game will finish at aroond '10:00 bells' which hardy gives yoo anytime for a post match 'gargel'!

'Pre match' of course, yiv got aall day and evenin to get completely 'sloshed' before kick off!

For once, against Moan U, we are actually favourites to win with the bookies, so lets hope they are reet!---It wont be eezy with aall theeze injuries of course!

It's thermal socks and underwear season, with sub zero temperatures on Tyneside, with a minus 8 recorded in the orly hours of this mornin' and snow on the groond! 

ie: it will be freeezin come kick off time---so wor advice iz to drink plenty of cold beer to keep waam!

A Geordie Times match report to follow tomorrow sometime, so az per usual "Watch this space!"

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