Monday 8 May 2023

THE TOON 0 THE ARSE 2 *** PREMYAA LEEGUE 2022-2023

 Posted '5:30pm bells' Munday 8th May 2023



"HYPOCRITES !"

In wor game at Arsenal this season their manager accused us of blatant time wastin'--Yet hiz team did exactly the same at SJP yesterday az their player fained injury and took ages to take goal kicks and free kicks to slow the game doon!

To say that VAR iz in favour of the cartel, rang very true az well, az we were denied a stonewaall hand baall penalty! On top of that NUFC hit the woodwork twice and scored an own goal!---it just wasn't wor day!

Within 2 minutes of the start Jacob Murphy had hit the post at The Leazes End and 6 minutes later the ref pointed to the spot after a hand baall by an Arseholes player!---VAR told the ref to look at the monitor and after lookin at it for 3 minutes he eventually owertorned hiz decision and changed hiz mind?---to large boooos from the Toon fans! 



Then on 14minutes Odegaard's shot went through Schar's legs to put wor visitors 1-0 up!



Despite several chances we just couldnt get past their defence and that's the way it stayed til the break!


Straight after the restart Isak heeded against the right hand post at The Gallowgate End but the baall boonced to safety!----Fine margins against us again!

There were loads of play actin' by The Arseholes after this az they tried to slow the games doon with stage managed actin az they lay on the groond!

The killer goal came in the 71st minute when a Martinell cross deflected off Schar and into hiz own net! 2-0 to The Arse!

More time wastin followed!

Some brilliant saves by the Arse's keeper kept us oot and wor 2nd home defeat of the season came to pass!


Attendance: 52,267 (3,200 Arseholes!)

Some good news followed az West 'am beat Moan U 1-0 to keep us in 3rd place with 4 games to gan!-----ie We are STILL in the drivin seat!


YOO NEED TO CLIMB 200 STAIRS TO GET THIS VIEW FROM THE MILBURN STAND!






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