THE TOON v BRIGHTIN **** THORZDAY NEET *** CATCH US IF YOO CAN! (PART 4) *** PLUS 'THE LAST LAUGH'!

 Posted '5:00pm bells' Tuezday 16th May 2023

Updated 'high noon bells' Wedinzday and at '2:25am bells' Thorzday

The Liverbirds 3-0 win at Lestaa last neet (their 7th win in a row!) moves them just a point behind us and Moan U---They have just 2 games left and a (now) slightly inferior goal difference, while both us and Moan U have 3 games left!---Wor goal difference between us and Moan U iz huge and worth an extra point!

Wor game v Brightin on Thorzday neet at SJP iz now massive and a win will extend the gap again and eliminate any chance of them catchin us! They had a great 3-0 result at The Arse on Sunday and will be nee pushower! (Their 8th away success this season!----While we have won 8 oot of the last 11!)

So just 4 teams are left for the 2 remainin Champions Leegue places, with NUFC STILL in the drivin seat!

The Brightin game iz without doubt wor biggest Leegue game of the season and defeat doesn't bear finkin aboot!

Kick off iz at the orlier than normal time at '7:30 bells'-- so divvint be late!

3 points pleeeeze!

Updated 'high noon bells' Wedinzday!

"7 IN A ROW COMIN' UP!"

The SMBs lost 2-0 at Luton last neet in the play offs, to stay in The Championship! And so the nightmare scenario of them bein at Wembley for the final on the same weekend az NUFC play at Chelseee, now won't happen! (Thank the Lord!🙏)

Next season will be their 7th in a row ootside the top flight!--Lang may it continue!🤪👍🍺

PS: ON Talksport last neet a mackem phoned up that he woz devastated and added "Looks like Newcastle have bottled it!"   We are aalways in their heeds!  Let's hope we can 'devastate' him again tomorrow neet! 

Updated '2:25am bells' Thorzday

"SENT TO COVENTRY!"

Following the SMBs exit from the play offs The Smoggies have aalso gone the distance, losin 1-0 at home to Coventry and so the nightmare scenario of the mackems, the smoggies and the Geordies aall bein in London on the same weekend iz dead and buried!

Well done Luton and Coventry--yoo have made wor day(s)!