Posted from '10:30am bells' onwards on the train from King's Cross to The Toon!
"THE END GAME!" (AND 150 DIFFERENT !'LIQUID LUBRICATION LOCATIONS' VISITED!🤪👍🍺)
A 1-1 draw woz the outcome of this game played in the bakin heat in west London!
The Toon fans were in great voice and on the train doon one kid had a loudhailer and blasted oot the Champions Leegue theme tune on a recorder in wor carriage!
We took the lead in the 9th minite when Anthony Gordon fired home to rapturous applause from the 3,000 Toon faithful in the opposite Shed End--Gordon's forst goal for us!--Hiz forst goal for NUFC!
Chelseee equalised in the 27th minute when Kieran Trippier scored an unfortunate own goal!
There were chances at both ends after this, but the score remained the same at the half time break!
The 2nd half wasnt very good and the home side could have won it at the death but one of their forwards missed a great chance and fired wide, when it woz easier to score!
17 year old Lewis Miley came on to make hiz debut to chants of "He's one of our own!" He then scrapped the crossbar with a great shot! (I woz in the same infant school class az a 5 year old with Lewis's grandad many many moons ago!) So he would be chuffed to bits aboot that!
Full time 1-1
News came through that Moan U had beaten Fulim meeenin that wor final Premyaa Leegue position woz 4th top!
PS: We say Chelseee Pensioners az that woz their original nickname---now binned by them---but not us!)
Attendance: 41,000 (3,000 Toon fans in very good voice! (Minus that loud hailer which we assumed wasn't allowed in!)
LOUD HAILER MAN AT KING'S CROSS DRAPED IN A ISAK SWEDEN FLAG!