Friday, 1 November 2019

THE JELLIED EELS MOB V THE TOON *** TOMORROW AFTERNOOON!

Posted '1:13pm bells' Friday 1st November 2019

"(EEST) LONDON CALLING!"

*With Sean Longstaff suspended for 3 games after hiz sendin off at home to Wolves, hiz replacement iz likely to be Issac Hayden who haz completed hiz suspension!
Matt Ritchie and Florien Lejeune are in contention to retorn, but both Fabian Schar and 'Andy "I'm crocked again!" Carroll' are predicted to miss the game!

'The Jellied Eels Mob' of West Ham haven't won in their last 4 games and so there iz a chance that we might (just might!) come away with 1 point or (hopefully) 3, provided we can find the back of the net! (just 3 away goals so far for NUFC in 5 away games!)

NUFC have sold wor entire 3,000 ticket allocation for 'The (Clever) Trevor Brooking Stand' and there iz sure to be a 60,000 crowd in total!

'The NUFC mad-sad groundhoppers' are on the '7:56 bells' train in the mornin', with plenty of 'cans' to keep us gannin to King's Cross (London)
This will be wor thord visit to West Ham's new abode and we have won 1 and lost 1 on wor previous 2 visits to The Olympic Stadium---sorry! London Stadium--and a pair of binoculars would be handy--just to to be able to see the far goal, az we are situated miles from the pitch in row 34 of the upper tier, behind the goal! (The worst 'away end' view in The Premyaa Leegue!)

A full 'Geordie Times' match and trip report will appear here sometime on Sunday!
AZ PER USUAL---"WATCH THIS SPACE!"

PS: Below is an archive match report from West Ham ower 50 years ago in 1969


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